Before my shift started at Laughter Infinity today, I snuck in through the women's bathroom window at Chuckles Unlimited. I brought with me a bottle of alcohol, since I know it can burn – you know me and my famous flaming sambucas, right Joey?" Baab smiled faintly in spite of herself.
"Anyway, I noticed that the waste bin didn't have enough paper towels in them to start a large fire, so I took it into the men's washroom and filled it with the trash in there. And then I went back to the women's washroom, doused the waste bin with alcohol, lit a match and watched as the fire started up…